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A man who made a fortune almost overnight was boasting to one of his cronies about his new estate with its three swimming pools.  “But why three pools?” exclaimed the friend.

“One has cold water,” the host explained, “one has hot water, and one has no water at all.”

“One with cold water I can understand.  I can even see a reason for one with hot water,” conceded the friend.  “But what’s the idea of a swimming pool with no water at all?”

“You’d be surprised, Joe,” the host confided sadly, “how many of my old friends don’t know how to swim.”

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