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There was a line of men standing in front of the Pearly Gates, waiting to get in. A sign overhead read: FOR MEN WHO HAVE BEEN DOMINATED ALL THEIR LIVES BY THEIR WIVES. The line extended as far as the eye could see.
There was another sign nearby: FOR MEN WHO HAVE NEVER BEEN DOMINATED BY THEIR WIVES. One man was standing under it.
St. Peter came over to him and said, “What are you standing here for?”
The man said, “I don’t know. My wife told me to stand here.”
（トークラインのご利用者様にお送りしている１月９日付のHANDOUTの一部で、The Reader’s Digestからの転載です）
