ジョークを英語で解釈してみましょう【英会話を電話、スマホ、スカイプで トークライン】

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以下は笑い話で一読後ニヤリとしていればよい類のものですがこれをまじめに英語で解釈してみませんか?英会話の話題としてもご利用ください。

 

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help.  Finally two men walked up to her.  “I’m out of fuel,” she purred.  “Could you push me to a service station?”

 

They readily put their muscles to the car and rolled it several blocks.  After a while, one looked up, exhausted, to see that they had just passed a filling station.  “How come you didn’t turn in?” he yelled.

 

“I never go there,“ the woman shouted back.  “They don’t have full service.”

 

(トークラインのご利用者様にお送りしている6月8日付のHANDOUTの一部で、The Reader’s Digestからの転載です)